Here it is schlong and its short.
A UK man who boasts the “world’s biggest penis” has revealed the many downsides of having a titanic talywacker, including difficulty putting on clothes, feeling faint during erections and getting propositioned distorted.
Phallically grown man Matt Barr revealed the big secrets in a recent interview with LADbible.
He first gained international attention during an appearance in April on Britain’s This Morning.
A recent scientific study measured his manhood at 14.2 inches while standing – nearly three times the global average of 5.1 inches. There’s no known term for his condition, but Barr says his mammoth member is often called a macrophallus, which basically means a very large penis.
While this may seem like a dream come true in our porn-obsessed society, the Cambridge graduate says having a strong will is a lot harder than it seems.
Erections can make him sick, he claimed, because their size puts a strain on his circulatory system.
“There are a lot of problems with blood flow,” the bloated Brit, 40, told LADbible.
“That’s partly why my size fluctuates a bit too, because it’s very difficult to have that much blood flowing in there,” explained Barr, who is the author of the forthcoming autobiography “A Long Story: Life With One of the Biggest Penises” big in the world”.
“So I’ve gotten really stubborn at times, having erections and things like that, and you can’t quite get up,” he continued. “I’ve been on a few different medications over time to try and taper them down, which seemed to backfire more.”
Finding clothes that fit is another hassle, found Barr, who is forced to “buy a size up” when shopping.
“In terms of waist size, always make sure there’s plenty of room in the front. You can get some good ones,” he explained. “There’s [also] custom underwear that people sell, designed for people who are either naturally endowed or have things injected into them.”
Unfortunately, these compression shorts aren’t for everyone, as they can become uncomfortable when worn for long periods of time.
During his interview in April, he recalled a deadly incident where he was banned from a yoga class because the instructor thought he was excited due to his large bulge.
The problems aren’t just physical either, according to Barr, who says he’s received some strange propositions since appearing on This Morning in April.
“I’ve had people ask me to come and clean their house naked or something, most of them [the] things are too clear to print,” recalls the baffled friend, who had to turn down many of the more outlandish requests.
He recalled a strange instance where a boy asked him to draw him “in cartoon form as a giant and do all these giant sex sex things” – a fetish known as macrophilia.
Of course, not all questions have been bad.
Barr claimed he even landed a few dates because of his famous phallus.
However, due to his age, the Brit says he has no plans to monetize his ‘Johnson’ through OnlyFans, as he could have been half his age, explaining: “I’m sure he is if I were 20 years younger, they would have [because] I’d be more focused on making sure my parents were good, I’d be constantly in the gym, all that stuff.”
Instead, Barr is shedding light on the pitfalls of having a world memoir, which is slated to drop either later this year or in 2025.
Among other advice, the star warned those wanting that “big dk energy” to “be careful what you wish for.”
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